This is SNC (Sports News Channel)
Exact: Good morning everyone! I am Edward Exact and it is 8:32:02 on January 12, 2009.
Figurative: And I am Freddie Figurative. Yesterday The Wyoming Yodelers took on the Montana Rhinos in football. The final score was 0-0. Both of the teams were playing like the players were recruited right out of a nursing home. Now well go to our Darts specialist Fredrick Formal in London.
Formal: Salutations. I am in London for the annual dart throwing championships. It is a grand event indeed. Beside me is the next competitor, Greg Grotesque. Greg what do you think about this next round of competition?
Grotesque: Well Fredrick, I am going to crush them like a squirrel under a cars tire while flying down the road. They aren't going to stand a chance.
Formal: Well..... Thanks Greg. Back to you in the studio.
Exact: Okay Fredrick. Now we go on to our last story of the day with Harry Homespun.
Homespun: Howdy yall. Today at this here NASCAR race we got some perty tough competition. Big Ol' Bernie is back into racing after his trip to the hostpital because of his tangle with Chandler. This'll be a great race. Well that's all for us here at SNC. Yall all tune in tomorrow and i'll getcha a story on ol' Oerrel Towens and his Dallas Cowherders team mate Rony Tomo.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
Cultured-Detatched
This is a skit about a family on a road trip. The characters are:
Cultured Dad, Euphemistic Mom, Detatched Willy, Emotional Polly, and their Esoteric dog Barry.
We start off with Mom and Dad in the front seats, Polly and Barry in the middle, and Willy in the very back.
Polly: Mom! I am so tired of sitting in the car! My legs hurt and I want to get out!(sobbing)
Mom: Don't worry Polly were only about 2 minutes away from the beach.(She says with a smile while they are still in the middle of a desert road).
Willy: Shout up Polly! At least Barry's sitting with you. I'm alone.
Dad: Nonsense son. You may not have anyone else in the back seat with you, but alas we are all in the same automobile. Therefore you are not alone.
Barry: Forshizzle Willy. You my nizzle are not allone in this cizzle. Your family is with you on the way to the beachizzle.
Polly: The dog is talking funny again! And I dont understand Daddy's big words!(sobbing harder).
Dad: One day you will understand my advanced lexicon.
Willy: I'm still alone.
Mom: Look there is the beach!(As the family gets excited they realize it is just a picture of the beach on a billboard).
The End
Cultured Dad, Euphemistic Mom, Detatched Willy, Emotional Polly, and their Esoteric dog Barry.
We start off with Mom and Dad in the front seats, Polly and Barry in the middle, and Willy in the very back.
Polly: Mom! I am so tired of sitting in the car! My legs hurt and I want to get out!(sobbing)
Mom: Don't worry Polly were only about 2 minutes away from the beach.(She says with a smile while they are still in the middle of a desert road).
Willy: Shout up Polly! At least Barry's sitting with you. I'm alone.
Dad: Nonsense son. You may not have anyone else in the back seat with you, but alas we are all in the same automobile. Therefore you are not alone.
Barry: Forshizzle Willy. You my nizzle are not allone in this cizzle. Your family is with you on the way to the beachizzle.
Polly: The dog is talking funny again! And I dont understand Daddy's big words!(sobbing harder).
Dad: One day you will understand my advanced lexicon.
Willy: I'm still alone.
Mom: Look there is the beach!(As the family gets excited they realize it is just a picture of the beach on a billboard).
The End
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