Artificial-Connotative

The Language Court Division #1 is meeting today. On the board we have Mr. Aurthur Artificial, Mr. Barry Bombastic, Mr. Christopher "Hi-C" Colloquial, Mrs. Cathleen Concrete and Ms. Cassidy Connotative. Today Mr. Colloquial has a new idea for the board.

Colloquial-Yo, what's up everybody? I'm Hi-C Colloquial and i would like to propose
that we build a zoo out on White Street. Any of you peeps got anything to
say?
Concrete- Mr. Colloquial, could you please tell us what species of life forms you will
have in this zoo?
Colloquial-We are going to have monkeys, tigers, lions, bears, gorillas, crocodiles;
you know all the pimpin' animals.
Connotative-Oh my! I do not think we should have a zoo with so many dangerous
animals in it. I would hate to see anyone laid to rest from something I
passed.
Artificial-Why that's propostorous! Its a proven fact that a common house dog is
more dangerous than any animal found in a zoo!
Concrete- Actually, Mr. Artificial, my research shows that over 64.78632400492% of
the animals that would be found in this zoo are more dangerous than a
house dog.
Bombastic- Mrs. Concrete danger is nothing to worry about. When I was talking to my
good friend Bill Gates the other day, we made a partnership and now my
fencing company has the newest safety features. So, ill take care of that
and you just go ahead and say yes, okay?
Connotative-Let's all speak our votes.
Artificial- no. it will be bad for our economy.
Concrete- Yes. the economy will go up by 12%.
Bombastic-Yes. My good friend Will Smith told me it would be a great
idea.
Colloquial-Forshizzle. That makes this court closed.
The zoo idea was passed.